Session Start: Sun Feb 16 00:00:00 2014 Session Ident: #glitchpc [00:00] * Now talking in #glitchpc
[00:00] * Topic is 'Welcome to #glitchpc chat. Profanity, trolls, and impersonation are not welcome here. Street1 has become a Silent Keyboard. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=139870551'
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[07:11]<PCdoc> in the news today: Russian satellite Kosmos-1220 to crash to Earth today with ‘very real danger’ to populated areas o.O
[07:14]<@BC_Programming> "This uncertainty means the satellite could potentially fall anywhere on Earth." Haha
[07:15]<@BC_Programming> that's not true
[07:15]<@BC_Programming> and even if it was, that would be a ~78% chance of landing in water
[07:16]<PCdoc> yeah but they say it may crash in Pacific Ocean.
[07:16]<PCdoc> http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/Russian-satellite-Kosmos-1220-to-crash-to-Earth-today-with-very-real-danger-to-populated-areas/articleshow/30520245.cms
[07:16]<@BC_Programming> Also found the source article: http://www.laserfocusworld.com/news/2014/02/10/cosmos-1220-satellite-debris-expected-to-fall-on-feb-16-ministry-part-2.html
[07:18]<PCdoc> omg, it was launched in 1980
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[08:25]<PCdoc> jacky: Welcome to GlitchPC !! Feel like your home and your own channel :P (Comfortable)
[08:25]<@BC_Programming> I thought that was chanbot saying that for a second
[08:25] * @jacky relaxes
[08:25]<PCdoc> loool
[08:27]<+camerongray> lol
[08:28]<+camerongray> Hey BC_Programming & jacky
[08:28]<@jacky> oh... the pain.....
[08:28]<+camerongray> haha
[08:28]<@BC_Programming> lol
[08:28]<+camerongray> Alphabetical
[08:28]<+camerongray> You'll just have to change your name :P
[08:28]<@jacky> excuses, excuses
[08:29] * jacky is now known as aardvark
[08:29]<+camerongray> haha
[08:29] * aardvark is now known as jacky
[08:29]<+camerongray> In a bit of a mad panick at the moment - Started a company with a friend, launching today, still not got the server set up :P
[08:29]<+camerongray> panic*
[08:29]<@jacky> what kind of company?
[08:30]<+camerongray> Calulate taxi fares between two places and (soon) allow you to book a taxi online
[08:30]<@jacky> camerongray: how's your weather? our TV shows a lot of UK with floods
[08:30]<+camerongray> Down in England there are major floods, actually quite nice here today
[08:30]<@jacky> ok.. not up your way then
[08:30]<@jacky> anybody heard from Calum?
[08:30]<+camerongray> Nah, luckily not
[08:31]<@BC_Programming> will this service include a racist option allowing you to adjust the route based on certain stereotypes?
[08:31]<+camerongray> We never really get flooding
[08:31]<+camerongray> haha
[08:31]<@jacky> why book a taxi online? why not just call 'em?
[08:32]<@jacky> heh
[08:32]<+camerongray> Easier :P
[08:32]<+camerongray> Smartphone apps too
[08:33]<@jacky> so if somebody hacks your phone, they can do fake taxi calls?
[08:33]<+camerongray> Even when I call for a taxi at the moment, I still have to google to find their number :P
[08:33]<+camerongray> lol - Surely they could do that anyway with a phone
[08:33]<@BC_Programming> "today your driver is Mr.Monkey. Your fare comes to two banana
[08:33]<+camerongray> haha
[08:34]<+camerongray> I'm literally looking at the clock - under 4 hours to launch
[08:35]<@jacky> how much does it cost to launch a taxi?
[08:35]<@jacky> what is the fare from my house to BC's?
[08:35]<@BC_Programming> depends on how big the rocket is
[08:35]<+camerongray> haha - UK only for now :P
[08:35]<@jacky> ooohhh... rocket powered taxis ! now THERE is the million dollar idea
[08:35]<+camerongray> Oh, I wonder how much from me to Calum
[08:36]<@BC_Programming> UK ONLY? That's discrimination! I'll have your head and so forth
[08:36]<+camerongray> HAHA
[08:36]<@jacky> should be cheap... he must be downhill from you, since all your water runs down on him and floods him
[08:36]<+camerongray> Only £526.60 :D
[08:36]<PCdoc> "since all your water runs down to him and floods him" ... eeeew!!
[08:36]<@jacky> is that how much the taxi weighs?
[08:37]<@jacky> PCdoc: well... HE said it. heheeheh
[08:38]<@jacky> BC_Programming: quick... say something... (the idea is to run out the clock on camerongray... keep him busy wasting time here)
[08:38]<+camerongray> hehe
[08:39]<@BC_Programming> something...
[08:40]<@BC_Programming> did I do well
[08:40]<PCdoc> idiot Seagate. They still have not replied if they have 500GB SATA hdd in stock or not. I asked them for brand new replacement
[08:40]<PCdoc> They say they don't have that particular model. I replied with I dont want 'that' model. I want a 500GB sata hdd - brand new NOT certified repair
[08:40]<@jacky> BC_Programming: we'll know, in 3 hours and 47 minutes
[08:40]<@jacky> if my taxi doesn't get here....
[08:41]<PCdoc> and 30 seconds
[08:41]<PCdoc> no 29
[08:41]<PCdoc> sorry 28
[08:41]<PCdoc> ..
[08:41]<@jacky> 30.2323 seconds
[08:41]<PCdoc> and if the taxi doesnt reach on time .. Fare FREE???
[08:41]<PCdoc> Like Domino Pizza :P
[08:42]<@jacky> that's like that pizza company from a few years back!
[08:42]<PCdoc> Yeah
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[08:44]<+camerongray> Oh yeah - I got a Domino's pizza today
[08:44]<@BC_Programming> by the way if you sort "BC_Programming & Jacky" it should be " &BCP_aacggijkmmnorry"
[08:44]<+camerongray> Did you know, that this is a pepperoni pizza? https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/t35/1926059_857307707629704_962195854_o.jpg?oh=e94502fc4d4a9f37d0ada415cf450731&oe=5302E7B7&__gda__=1392720118_803d35cd7347c140dbb41232cb3b0083
[08:45]<@jacky> BC_Programming: I'm not norry. are you norry?
[08:45]<@jacky> what do I have to be norry for?
[08:45]<@BC_Programming> It's just the way it is
[08:45]<@BC_Programming> don't struggle
[08:45]<@jacky> camerongray: is that a rock or a wad of chewing gum there at the top left?
[08:46]<@jacky> BC_Programming: yeah.. it was a stretch. you got me there
[08:46]<+camerongray> lol, not actually sure :P
[08:46]<+camerongray> wouldn't surprise me - That branch of Domino's now hate us
[08:46]<@jacky> because you send a taxi to get the pizza?
[08:46]<+camerongray> oh, better than that
[08:47]<+camerongray> We ordered £140 worth of pizza while revising - They got one wrong. We sent them an email and got an automated response of "Sorry... blah blah blah... here is a voucher to have your order again for free" - Guess they didn't check that one well :D
[08:48]<@jacky> did you try to get that much pizza again, for free?
[08:48]<+camerongray> Not "try" - We DID!
[08:48]<@BC_Programming> haha awesome
[08:49]<+camerongray> Manager almost imploded when we showed him the email
[08:49]<@jacky> what happened? did you get the pizzas?
[08:49]<+camerongray> yep!
[08:49]<@jacky> I guess he gets to bill it to the franchise then
[08:49]<+camerongray> Yeah
[08:50]<+camerongray> I don't feel bad - They were completely hopeless
[08:50]<@jacky> and broke, now
[08:50]<@jacky> heh
[08:50]<+camerongray> Deepak (Yes, I even know his name) seemed to find it hilarious how he had got our order wrong
[08:50]<@jacky> how many pizzas was it?
[08:50]<+camerongray> Oh, and how we had to wait 30mins after their website said it was ready
[08:50]<+camerongray> 9 or 10
[08:51]<@jacky> do you have McDonalds there?
[08:51]<+camerongray> Yeah
[08:51]<+camerongray> We have a plan now - With every large order we order one ultra confusing pizza so they get it wrong :P
[08:51]<@jacky> much problem with orders being screwed up?
[08:51]<+camerongray> Nah - They are always pretty good actually
[08:51]<+camerongray> Here they employ a lot of uni students
[08:52]<@jacky> e order one ultra confusing pizza so they get it wrong <<< do you record the phone call? :)
[08:52]<+camerongray> lol - we do it online
[08:52]<@jacky> ok
[08:52]<+camerongray> KFC are the useless ones here
[08:52]<@jacky> HOW can they get it wrong, if they can re-read it as many times as they want???
[08:52]<@jacky> here, the drive thru at McDonalds... is a joke
[08:52]<+camerongray> I know! Like my pepperoni one
[08:52]<@BC_Programming> sometimes I think I get the wrong pizza, then I look at the receipt and realize I just forgot what I ordered
[08:53]<+camerongray> lol!
[08:53]<@BC_Programming> "I didn't order ground beef!... oh, yes I did."
[08:53]<@jacky> might as well say, "Just give me 5 bucks worth of stuff, becuase it doesn't matter what I actually order... it will be when I open the bag after I drive away, when I find out what I got."
[08:53]<+camerongray> ahh - That's basically KFC here
[08:53]<+camerongray> Pizza hut are also good but further away
[08:54]<@BC_Programming> jacky: you ever look in the bag from mcdonalds and find a 12 piece bucket of chicken?
[08:54]<+camerongray> And Domino's always has a 50% off voucher if you look online
[08:54]<@jacky> BC_Programming: from KFC ??
[08:54]<@BC_Programming> well if you got it from mcdonalds that would make one wonder
[08:54]<@jacky> whew....
[08:55]<@BC_Programming> or you have to go back "I ordered a big mac and you gave me this weapons grade plutonium"
[08:55]<+camerongray> My mum once ordered a "plain angus burger" in Burger King instead of "original" - She literally got the meat in the box
[08:55]<@BC_Programming> hahaha
[08:55]<@jacky> hahahahahah
[08:55]<+camerongray> They need more burger kings here though - They do bacon
[08:55]<@BC_Programming> I get bacon on my pizzas also
[08:56]<@jacky> how do you tell "plain angus" from "un-plain angus" though?
[08:56]<@BC_Programming> I'd remind them to not forget the g
[08:56]<@BC_Programming> I don't want to eat an anus burger
[08:56]<@jacky> plain?
[08:56]<@jacky> with or without plutonium?
[08:57]<@BC_Programming> "yes I ordered a side of fries and you gave me a 1998 Toyota"
[08:58]<@jacky> "I ordered a Prius, not an anus"
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